Crazy Joe's Surf Lounge

 

And on the pedestal these words appear:
We have developed your new surfboard.

A shattered visage:
Made from natural wood and metal, and filled with light-inert gas.
OxyMoron
I met a traveler from an antique land:
Prepare to be dazzled... Crazy Joe dares you.

Its sculptor well those passions read which yet survive:
Special thanks to all those great ones working on this project.

The hand that mocked them:
Apparently, a few folks in the industry didn't believe the bumble bee could fly.


The lone and level sands stretch far away:

Your delusions stop here...